<?xml version="1.0"  encoding="iso-8859-1" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>TV's BLOG--AIN'T LIFE GRAND Blog</title><link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/</link><description>My blog is like the old Seinfeld TV Show--about &quot;nothing at all&quot;. I will not try to inform you, sway your opinion, tell you how or how not to worship or marry your sister. Oh, by the way, do you have any pictures of you sister? Sorry, it slipped out! I want you to laugh with me, at me or near me!</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright 2008 Blogs4me.com. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only.</copyright><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:41:47 EDT</pubDate><item><title>A Height Requirement-A Mostly True Story...</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/37174/a_height_requirementa_mostly_true_story/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:41:47 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/37174/a_height_requirementa_mostly_true_story/</guid> </item><item><title>The Eye of the Beholder...</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/37144/the_eye_of_the_beholder/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:01:39 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/37144/the_eye_of_the_beholder/</guid> </item><item><title>The Star and the Star (A Very Short Story)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/37051/the_star_and_the_star_a_very_short_story/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:37:33 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/37051/the_star_and_the_star_a_very_short_story/</guid> </item><item><title>Dyslexic Theology...Does &quot;Dog&quot; Exist?</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/37037/dyslexic_theologydoes_dog_exist/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:40:09 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/37037/dyslexic_theologydoes_dog_exist/</guid> </item><item><title>In 1492, Columbus Sailed the Ocean Blue....</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/37004/in_1492_columbus_sailed_the_ocean_blue/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:41:41 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/37004/in_1492_columbus_sailed_the_ocean_blue/</guid> </item><item><title>Barbie Doll Arrested! Drugs and Prostituition Charged!</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/36776/barbie_doll_arrested_drugs_and_prostituition_charged/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 05:28:52 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/36776/barbie_doll_arrested_drugs_and_prostituition_charged/</guid> </item><item><title>Eeny-Meeny-Chili-Beany--Oh, God!</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/36763/eenymeenychilibeanyoh_god/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:24:17 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/36763/eenymeenychilibeanyoh_god/</guid> </item><item><title>For Recreational Use Only! Results May Vary!</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/36734/for_recreational_use_only_results_may_vary/</link> <description><![CDATA[ 
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SUESS...A MAN OF THE PEOPLE!</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35505/dr_suessa_man_of_the_people/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 09:24:54 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35505/dr_suessa_man_of_the_people/</guid> </item><item><title>FRANKENWOMAN...IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35460/frankenwomanits_alive_its_alive/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 10:49:34 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35460/frankenwomanits_alive_its_alive/</guid> </item><item><title>A LOOPHOLE!...NO LIE!</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35451/a_loopholeno_lie/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 02:00:44 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35451/a_loopholeno_lie/</guid> </item><item><title>IT'S YOUR FORTUNE...COOKIE!</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35410/its_your_fortunecookie/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 09:31:07 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35410/its_your_fortunecookie/</guid> </item><item><title>Dr. Suess is so Def...And, that's a &quot;Rap!</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35382/dr_suess_is_so_defand_thats_a_rap/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 08:59:28 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35382/dr_suess_is_so_defand_thats_a_rap/</guid> </item><item><title>OLEO LORDY ME!</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35355/oleo_lordy_me/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 08:21:20 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35355/oleo_lordy_me/</guid> </item><item><title>ALIENS LOVE PEANUT BUTTER... AND BOTOX!</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35340/aliens_love_peanut_butter_and_botox/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 07:11:19 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35340/aliens_love_peanut_butter_and_botox/</guid> </item><item><title>Young Got a Bug....Where's Mine?</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35324/young_got_a_bugwheres_mine/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 07:05:42 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35324/young_got_a_bugwheres_mine/</guid> </item><item><title>Cross-Dressing Canines....Raise the &quot;Roof&quot;!</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35308/crossdressing_caninesraise_the_roof/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 08:26:25 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35308/crossdressing_caninesraise_the_roof/</guid> </item><item><title>Leave It To Beaver...Damn!</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35270/leave_it_to_beaverdamn/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 04:11:59 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35270/leave_it_to_beaverdamn/</guid> </item><item><title>Florida Fires?... (The Price of Gas)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35257/florida_fires_the_price_of_gas/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 08:51:41 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35257/florida_fires_the_price_of_gas/</guid> </item><item><title>KENTUCKY FRIED RABBIT</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35231/kentucky_fried_rabbit/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 08:44:59 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35231/kentucky_fried_rabbit/</guid> </item><item><title>Weird Al, TWC and the Ether...</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35203/weird_al_twc_and_the_ether/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 07:30:04 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35203/weird_al_twc_and_the_ether/</guid> </item><item><title>The Moral of the Story...</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35164/the_moral_of_the_story/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 01:05:24 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35164/the_moral_of_the_story/</guid> </item><item><title>Sex Organs...For Gifts?</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35122/sex_organsfor_gifts/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 08:14:06 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35122/sex_organsfor_gifts/</guid> </item><item><title>You Can Put Barack In A Skirt But, You Can't Make Hillary Black...</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35062/you_can_put_barack_in_a_skirt_but_you_cant_make_hillary_black/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 08:54:14 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35062/you_can_put_barack_in_a_skirt_but_you_cant_make_hillary_black/</guid> </item><item><title>I &quot;Channel&quot; John Denver (Also, Dorothy and Job)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35031/i_channel_john_denver_also_dorothy_and_job/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 01:31:02 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35031/i_channel_john_denver_also_dorothy_and_job/</guid> </item><item><title>The Din and the Blog (Once Upon a Time....)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35018/the_din_and_the_blog_once_upon_a_time/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 04:50:21 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35018/the_din_and_the_blog_once_upon_a_time/</guid> </item><item><title>TV, Herpatologists and Wildlife Porn</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35016/tv_herpatologists_and_wildlife_porn/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 03:21:34 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35016/tv_herpatologists_and_wildlife_porn/</guid> </item><item><title>A Corvette? With These Gas Prices?</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35005/a_corvette_with_these_gas_prices/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 09:17:56 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/35005/a_corvette_with_these_gas_prices/</guid> </item><item><title>The Great Celestial Gamble? (Spin the Wheel)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34942/the_great_celestial_gamble_spin_the_wheel/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:44:51 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34942/the_great_celestial_gamble_spin_the_wheel/</guid> </item><item><title>Only the Rocks Live Forever</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34880/only_the_rocks_live_forever/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:35:34 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34880/only_the_rocks_live_forever/</guid> </item><item><title>It's Only Money....</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34878/its_only_money/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:06:07 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34878/its_only_money/</guid> </item><item><title>Fully Caffeinated? (Alas, Poor Starbuck's...I Knew Thee Well)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34863/fully_caffeinated_alas_poor_starbucksi_knew_thee_well/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:06:56 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34863/fully_caffeinated_alas_poor_starbucksi_knew_thee_well/</guid> </item><item><title>Amish-Al Qaida Bread (A Recipe for Disaster)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34854/amishal_qaida_bread_a_recipe_for_disaster/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:56:38 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34854/amishal_qaida_bread_a_recipe_for_disaster/</guid> </item><item><title>36-D and Brains</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34836/36d_and_brains/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:16:18 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34836/36d_and_brains/</guid> </item><item><title>Mine, Mine all Mine</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34835/mine_mine_all_mine/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:56:39 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34835/mine_mine_all_mine/</guid> </item><item><title>The Dog Ate my Post</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34830/the_dog_ate_my_post/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:29:55 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34830/the_dog_ate_my_post/</guid> </item><item><title>American Patriot Act (A Job Program?)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34828/american_patriot_act_a_job_program/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:20:15 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34828/american_patriot_act_a_job_program/</guid> </item><item><title>Cap'n Crunch and Baby Boomers</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34815/capn_crunch_and_baby_boomers/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:10:28 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34815/capn_crunch_and_baby_boomers/</guid> </item><item><title>Uses For Duct Tape (A Sticky Situation)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34811/uses_for_duct_tape_a_sticky_situation/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:47:02 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34811/uses_for_duct_tape_a_sticky_situation/</guid> </item><item><title>Gangsta' Records Signs Martha Stewart</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34803/gangsta_records_signs_martha_stewart/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:55:32 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34803/gangsta_records_signs_martha_stewart/</guid> </item><item><title>Don't You Just Hate Needy People? (Please, Please Read My Blog!)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34802/dont_you_just_hate_needy_people_please_please_read_my_blog/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:58:33 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34802/dont_you_just_hate_needy_people_please_please_read_my_blog/</guid> </item><item><title>Home Surgical Kits (Coming to an HMO Near You Soon)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34800/home_surgical_kits_coming_to_an_hmo_near_you_soon/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:16:08 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34800/home_surgical_kits_coming_to_an_hmo_near_you_soon/</guid> </item><item><title>Teeter Hangups ($14.95 and Belly Button Exposure)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34754/teeter_hangups_1495_and_belly_button_exposure/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 12:28:33 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34754/teeter_hangups_1495_and_belly_button_exposure/</guid> </item><item><title>Oh Joy! My Neighbor got a Rooster! (Go Tell Aunt Rhoddie!)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34734/oh_joy_my_neighbor_got_a_rooster_go_tell_aunt_rhoddie/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:09:28 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34734/oh_joy_my_neighbor_got_a_rooster_go_tell_aunt_rhoddie/</guid> </item><item><title>72 Virgins And All Eternity (Then What?)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34730/72_virgins_and_all_eternity_then_what/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:51:47 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34730/72_virgins_and_all_eternity_then_what/</guid> </item><item><title>Were Have All the Bullets Gone?...Long Time Passing.. (Key of &quot;G&quot;)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34714/were_have_all_the_bullets_gonelong_time_passing_key_of_g/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:09:43 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34714/were_have_all_the_bullets_gonelong_time_passing_key_of_g/</guid> </item><item><title>Luger and a Sawmill (A Self-Inflicted Drive-by!)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34709/luger_and_a_sawmill_a_selfinflicted_driveby/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:02:03 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34709/luger_and_a_sawmill_a_selfinflicted_driveby/</guid> </item><item><title>My Cellphone Died (In Lieu of Flowers...)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34703/my_cellphone_died_in_lieu_of_flowers/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:50:16 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34703/my_cellphone_died_in_lieu_of_flowers/</guid> </item><item><title>SLEEPYTIME TEA (YAWN...Excuse Me!)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34698/sleepytime_tea_yawnexcuse_me/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:08:14 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34698/sleepytime_tea_yawnexcuse_me/</guid> </item><item><title>Scars and Arrows-An Overature (Will &quot;William Tell&quot;?)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34692/scars_and_arrowsan_overature_will_william_tell/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:08:16 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34692/scars_and_arrowsan_overature_will_william_tell/</guid> </item><item><title>Memorial Signs (Where's Mine?)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34677/memorial_signs_wheres_mine/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:03:18 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34677/memorial_signs_wheres_mine/</guid> </item><item><title>Stella Get Your Gun! (Timex and Swatch Strike Out)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34664/stella_get_your_gun_timex_and_swatch_strike_out/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:14:10 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34664/stella_get_your_gun_timex_and_swatch_strike_out/</guid> </item><item><title>New from Mattel...(&quot;Crack Whore&quot; Barbie)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34653/new_from_mattelcrack_whore_barbie/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:07:51 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34653/new_from_mattelcrack_whore_barbie/</guid> </item><item><title>Martha's Laser Cake-Mmmm! (Wow! That's hot!)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34647/marthas_laser_cakemmmm_wow_thats_hot/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:30:09 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34647/marthas_laser_cakemmmm_wow_thats_hot/</guid> </item><item><title>And They Called it Puppy Love! (&quot;For-Play&quot;?)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34644/and_they_called_it_puppy_love_forplay/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 02:25:41 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34644/and_they_called_it_puppy_love_forplay/</guid> </item><item><title>Tornado Love (A &quot;Hard&quot; Way to Go)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34630/tornado_love_a_hard_way_to_go/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:33:36 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34630/tornado_love_a_hard_way_to_go/</guid> </item><item><title>Amish Airways Update (It's really Taking Off)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34626/amish_airways_update_its_really_taking_off/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:43:02 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34626/amish_airways_update_its_really_taking_off/</guid> </item><item><title>Amish Airways (No Coffee, Tea or Me)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34622/amish_airways_no_coffee_tea_or_me/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 06:34:35 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34622/amish_airways_no_coffee_tea_or_me/</guid> </item><item><title>COOL CAT (LOOKIN' for a KTTY!)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34614/cool_cat_lookin_for_a_ktty/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 04:54:02 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34614/cool_cat_lookin_for_a_ktty/</guid> </item><item><title>&quot;Laptop&quot; Dancing&quot;-Ive Got the Porn (Darn! My Pornograph is Broken)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34609/laptop_dancingive_got_the_porn_darn_my_pornograph_is_broken/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 02:37:24 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34609/laptop_dancingive_got_the_porn_darn_my_pornograph_is_broken/</guid> </item><item><title>Tool Using Rodents (I Can &quot;Go-For&quot; That!)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34597/tool_using_rodents_i_can_gofor_that/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:23:37 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34597/tool_using_rodents_i_can_gofor_that/</guid> </item><item><title>WTO and $5.00 Coffee (Yoda, Wherefor art Thou?)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34595/wto_and_500_coffee_yoda_wherefor_art_thou/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:41:48 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34595/wto_and_500_coffee_yoda_wherefor_art_thou/</guid> </item><item><title>McJuana's (Golden Arches, Dude!)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34589/mcjuanas_golden_arches_dude/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:34:19 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34589/mcjuanas_golden_arches_dude/</guid> </item><item><title>Martha Stewart To Write Abductee Book (Alien's Kinda' Sexy)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34585/martha_stewart_to_write_abductee_book_aliens_kinda_sexy/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:33:15 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34585/martha_stewart_to_write_abductee_book_aliens_kinda_sexy/</guid> </item><item><title>Blood of Many Nations (Mom was a Rather Sportin' Sort!)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34584/blood_of_many_nations_mom_was_a_rather_sportin_sort/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 05:07:04 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34584/blood_of_many_nations_mom_was_a_rather_sportin_sort/</guid> </item><item><title>&quot;The Emporium Strikes Back&quot; (Aliens Have No Style)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34577/the_emporium_strikes_back_aliens_have_no_style/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:10:23 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34577/the_emporium_strikes_back_aliens_have_no_style/</guid> </item><item><title>Martha Stewart Abducted By Aliens! (K-Mart Aghast)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34574/martha_stewart_abducted_by_aliens_kmart_aghast/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:16:22 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34574/martha_stewart_abducted_by_aliens_kmart_aghast/</guid> </item><item><title>What Have we Done to Sophie? (Sophie's Choice--Hot Dog?)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34573/what_have_we_done_to_sophie_sophies_choicehot_dog/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:30:10 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34573/what_have_we_done_to_sophie_sophies_choicehot_dog/</guid> </item><item><title>Where Do You Beat your Kids? (Wal Mart, Of Course)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34570/where_do_you_beat_your_kids_wal_mart_of_course/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:47:48 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34570/where_do_you_beat_your_kids_wal_mart_of_course/</guid> </item><item><title>&quot;Laptop Dancing&quot; (If You Call Within The Next 10 Minutes...)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34563/laptop_dancing_if_you_call_within_the_next_10_minutes/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:07:29 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34563/laptop_dancing_if_you_call_within_the_next_10_minutes/</guid> </item><item><title>Santa and the Jolly Green Giant (Same Zip Code?)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34561/santa_and_the_jolly_green_giant_same_zip_code/</link> <description><![CDATA[ HELLO GENTLE READERS,I've often wondered if the Jolly Green Giant is Santa's alter ego. Think about it for&amp;nbsp; minute......Ok! Mi]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:19:16 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34561/santa_and_the_jolly_green_giant_same_zip_code/</guid> </item><item><title>&quot;LAPTOP DANCING&quot; (BACK IN THE USSR)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34553/laptop_dancing_back_in_the_ussr/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 02:15:35 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34553/laptop_dancing_back_in_the_ussr/</guid> </item><item><title>Paris Hilton? (Ah, Now It's Clear)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34550/paris_hilton_ah_now_its_clear/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:36:02 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34550/paris_hilton_ah_now_its_clear/</guid> </item><item><title>No Animals Were Harmed During the Writing of this Blog</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34547/no_animals_were_harmed_during_the_writing_of_this_blog/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:12:37 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34547/no_animals_were_harmed_during_the_writing_of_this_blog/</guid> </item><item><title>A Caveman's Day (No Corporate Koolaid!)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34546/a_cavemans_day_no_corporate_koolaid/</link> <description><![CDATA[ HELLO GENTLE READERS,I was reading the other day that Anthropologists estimate that it took the average Caveman (1 cave, 1 wife, 3.5 k]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:49:51 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34546/a_cavemans_day_no_corporate_koolaid/</guid> </item><item><title>I'm From &quot;Appa-latch-ia&quot; (Not &quot;Appa-lash-ia&quot;, By God!)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34543/im_from_appalatchia_not_appalashia_by_god/</link> <description><![CDATA[ HELLO GENTLE READERS,Don't you believe everything you hear on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, or some local TV news broadcasts. There's no &quot;long]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:03:05 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34543/im_from_appalatchia_not_appalashia_by_god/</guid> </item><item><title>Mr. Spock in Restraints (Yoda in Deep)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34542/mr_spock_in_restraints_yoda_in_deep/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:40:38 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34542/mr_spock_in_restraints_yoda_in_deep/</guid> </item><item><title>Studios Drop Godzilla (Godzilla Considering Second Career)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34541/studios_drop_godzilla_godzilla_considering_second_career/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:35:40 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34541/studios_drop_godzilla_godzilla_considering_second_career/</guid> </item><item><title>Genetic Engineering and Bovine Art (Holy Cow!)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34536/genetic_engineering_and_bovine_art_holy_cow/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:05:14 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34536/genetic_engineering_and_bovine_art_holy_cow/</guid> </item><item><title>Yoda &quot;Mind Melds&quot; Rodents (It's Getting Squirrely)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34531/yoda_mind_melds_rodents_its_getting_squirrely/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:44:51 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34531/yoda_mind_melds_rodents_its_getting_squirrely/</guid> </item><item><title>Strip Tease and Phonics (Career Decisions)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34527/strip_tease_and_phonics_career_decisions/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:18:47 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34527/strip_tease_and_phonics_career_decisions/</guid> </item><item><title>Co-Dependent Letters (Alphabet Soup)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34524/codependent_letters_alphabet_soup/</link> <description><![CDATA[ HELLO GENTLE READERS,Ya' know, some letters need therapy. I have a particular concern with the letter &quot;H&quot;! Although sometimes found]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:04:51 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34524/codependent_letters_alphabet_soup/</guid> </item><item><title>Yoda Moved! (Spock to be Mentor)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34502/yoda_moved_spock_to_be_mentor/</link> <description><![CDATA[ DATELINE ORION'S BELT:&quot;Force Master&quot; Yoda, in Drug Treatment for Light Saber Emission &quot;huffing&quot;, has been moved from the center in]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:42:19 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34502/yoda_moved_spock_to_be_mentor/</guid> </item><item><title>Yoda Back to Drug Rehab (Odd Behavior Noted)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34500/yoda_back_to_drug_rehab_odd_behavior_noted/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:00:52 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34500/yoda_back_to_drug_rehab_odd_behavior_noted/</guid> </item><item><title>Deep-Fried Butterflies (Put 'Em on a Stick)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34496/deepfried_butterflies_put_em_on_a_stick/</link> <description><![CDATA[ HELLO GENTLE READERS,I now live in a rural area of Applachia after living and working as an Architect in Charlotte, NC for many years.]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:15:26 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34496/deepfried_butterflies_put_em_on_a_stick/</guid> </item><item><title>Dyslexic Jeopardy (That Spells &quot;Truoble&quot;)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34492/dyslexic_jeopardy_that_spells_truoble/</link> <description><![CDATA[ &quot;WELCOME EVERYBODY! IT'S TIME FOR DYSLEXIC JEOPARDY! AND NOW, YOUR HOST, AXEL TREBEC!&quot;... &quot;Thanks Johnny. Let's meet&amp;nbsp;today's contestants.]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:40:00 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34492/dyslexic_jeopardy_that_spells_truoble/</guid> </item><item><title>JFK Conspiricy Revealed (Grassy Knoll theory Debunked)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34487/jfk_conspiricy_revealed_grassy_knoll_theory_debunked/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:31:10 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34487/jfk_conspiricy_revealed_grassy_knoll_theory_debunked/</guid> </item><item><title>A Security Risk? little Ol' Me? (Ask U.S. Intel'....)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34479/a_security_risk_little_ol_me_ask_us_intel/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:05:15 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34479/a_security_risk_little_ol_me_ask_us_intel/</guid> </item><item><title>I &quot;Channel&quot; Dr. Mengele (Also, Dr. Suess and Dr. Pepper)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34459/i_channel_dr_mengele_also_dr_suess_and_dr_pepper/</link> <description><![CDATA[ HELLO GENTLE READERS,I've been quite busy lately and haven't had a chance to use the ol' crystal. Let's dust it off and seance', shall]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:20:54 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34459/i_channel_dr_mengele_also_dr_suess_and_dr_pepper/</guid> </item><item><title>Walter Cronkite a Pimp? (And That's The Way It Is...)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34449/walter_cronkite_a_pimp_and_thats_the_way_it_is/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Dateline New York:A shocking rumor has arisen regarding the past activities of former CBS anchor Walter Cronkite. Cronkite was once de]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:27:26 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34449/walter_cronkite_a_pimp_and_thats_the_way_it_is/</guid> </item><item><title>Ever Been &quot;Googled&quot;? Mmmmm! Feels Good! (A Little Lower, Please...)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34447/ever_been_googled_mmmmm_feels_good_a_little_lower_please/</link> <description><![CDATA[ HELLO GENTLE READERS,If you Google yourself (in private, please), will you go blind?&amp;nbsp; If two or more consenting adult]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:16:36 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34447/ever_been_googled_mmmmm_feels_good_a_little_lower_please/</guid> </item><item><title>Handicraft Porn! (Is Martha Stewart Housebroken?)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34445/handicraft_porn_is_martha_stewart_housebroken/</link> <description><![CDATA[ HELLO GENTLE READERS,Have you ever been in a Michael's Craftstore? It's like a Wal Mart-sized craft emporium. Wall t]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:20:18 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34445/handicraft_porn_is_martha_stewart_housebroken/</guid> </item><item><title>Yoda to Hospital (&quot;Force&quot; is Weak)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34441/yoda_to_hospital_force_is_weak/</link> <description><![CDATA[ DATELINE ALPHA CENTAURI:In a dramatic moment today, &quot;Force&quot; Master Yoda was rushed from the drug Rehab Center to the ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:38:23 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34441/yoda_to_hospital_force_is_weak/</guid> </item><item><title>Alexandra Steele Said &quot;Explainated&quot; (I Heard It!)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34436/alexandra_steele_said_explainated_i_heard_it/</link> <description><![CDATA[ HELLO GENTLE READERS,I was watching The Weather Channel the other night at my daughter's house and we heard Alexandra Steele say the w]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:30:36 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34436/alexandra_steele_said_explainated_i_heard_it/</guid> </item><item><title>It's lonely at the Top! (A Cult's Culture)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34431/its_lonely_at_the_top_a_cults_culture/</link> <description><![CDATA[ HELLO GENTLE READERS,As some of you may know, I have a new cult; the Divine Old Personality Experiment(D.O.P.E.). Acolytes ar]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:17:26 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34431/its_lonely_at_the_top_a_cults_culture/</guid> </item><item><title>Oh, Joy! (Snake Day on the National Geographic Channel)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34427/oh_joy_snake_day_on_the_national_geographic_channel/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Hello Gentle Readers,I try to accept the world as it is. I'm a live and let live kinda' guy but, I HATE SNAKES! It borders on a phobia]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:33:21 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34427/oh_joy_snake_day_on_the_national_geographic_channel/</guid> </item><item><title>Marry Again? (I'll Just Buy Her a House!)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34426/marry_again_ill_just_buy_her_a_house/</link> <description><![CDATA[ HELLO GENTLE READERS,I'm in the middle of yet another divorce. I don't get it. I'm nice, friendly, uncritical and haven't raised my]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:58:59 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34426/marry_again_ill_just_buy_her_a_house/</guid> </item><item><title>Yoda to Drug Rehab (&quot;Huffing&quot; Light Saber Emissions)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34423/yoda_to_drug_rehab_huffing_light_saber_emissions/</link> <description><![CDATA[ DATELINE APLHA CENTAURI:Today there was a&amp;nbsp; disturbing report out of the local Jedi compound. It said that &quot;Force Master&quot; Yoda&amp;nbs]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:08:33 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34423/yoda_to_drug_rehab_huffing_light_saber_emissions/</guid> </item><item><title>Stella Gets Her Groove Back (Dancin' in the Cult)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34422/stella_gets_her_groove_back_dancin_in_the_cult/</link> <description><![CDATA[ HELLO GENTLE READERS,I've gotta' new Cult member! Yay! For those of you who haven't heard, I've started my own Cult. It's legal and ev]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:10:25 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34422/stella_gets_her_groove_back_dancin_in_the_cult/</guid> </item><item><title>If You Call Within the Next 10 minutes....</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34414/if_you_call_within_the_next_10_minutes/</link> <description><![CDATA[ HELLO GENTLE READERS,I've been thinking about this for some time. Almost all of we writers publish our Weblogs for free. For free, min]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:41:00 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34414/if_you_call_within_the_next_10_minutes/</guid> </item><item><title>My Birthday Cult (Take a Number, Please)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34412/my_birthday_cult_take_a_number_please/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Hello Gentle Readers,My fledgling &quot;Cult of Personality&quot; hit a snag. Here in West Virginia you have to register your Cult with the Stat]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:54:36 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34412/my_birthday_cult_take_a_number_please/</guid> </item><item><title>Hot Dog! My First Cult Member! (Thanks Mom)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34408/hot_dog_my_first_cult_member_thanks_mom/</link> <description><![CDATA[ HELLO GENTLE READERS,As I wrote a little earlier, I wanna' Cult for my Birthday. I've decided on a &quot;Cult of Personality&quot;. I am eschewi]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:49:32 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34408/hot_dog_my_first_cult_member_thanks_mom/</guid> </item><item><title>My Birthday's Around the Corner (I Wanna' Cult)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34407/my_birthdays_around_the_corner_i_wanna_cult/</link> <description><![CDATA[ HELLO GENTLE READERS,I've gotta' Birthday coming up and I really don't need anthing. Well, more sex would be nice but, you probably ca]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:36:00 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34407/my_birthdays_around_the_corner_i_wanna_cult/</guid> </item><item><title>Weather Channel Scandal Storms On! (Tesh Denies Fan Dancing)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34406/weather_channel_scandal_storms_on_tesh_denies_fan_dancing/</link> <description><![CDATA[ DATELINE WEATHER CENTRAL:Today, speaking through her attorney, Heather Tesh, weather personality, denied ever being involved in exotic]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:26:15 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34406/weather_channel_scandal_storms_on_tesh_denies_fan_dancing/</guid> </item><item><title>Weather Channel Expose' (Hot weather-Fan Dancing)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34404/weather_channel_expose_hot_weatherfan_dancing/</link> <description><![CDATA[ DATELINE WEATHER CENTRAL:An anonymous tip late yesterday accused Heather Tesh, the &quot;girl-next-door&quot; Weather Channel&amp;nbsp;personality, ]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 06:26:46 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34404/weather_channel_expose_hot_weatherfan_dancing/</guid> </item><item><title>Amish-Al Qaida Connection? (Hmmmm!....)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34397/amishal_qaida_connection_hmmmm/</link> <description><![CDATA[ HELLO GENTLE READERS,I'm a live and let live kinda' guy. As I get older I'm not even all that political but ,&amp;nbsp; some&amp;nbsp;thing]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 03:06:56 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34397/amishal_qaida_connection_hmmmm/</guid> </item><item><title>Weather Channel Scandal (A Mighty Wind!)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34393/weather_channel_scandal_a_mighty_wind/</link> <description><![CDATA[ DATELINE WEATHER CENTRAL:After being accused of being in a Girls Gone Wild! video, Alexandra Steele, The Weather Channel pres]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:31:30 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34393/weather_channel_scandal_a_mighty_wind/</guid> </item><item><title>Weather Channel Scandal (Storm's A Comin')</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34392/weather_channel_scandal_storms_a_comin/</link> <description><![CDATA[ DATELINE WEATHER CENTRAL:A report out of Enid, Oklahoma indicates that Alexandra Steele, the popular Weather Channel personal]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:01:32 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34392/weather_channel_scandal_storms_a_comin/</guid> </item><item><title>The Weather Channel (Sunny Disposition and Widespread Perkiness)</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34391/the_weather_channel_sunny_disposition_and_widespread_perkiness/</link> <description><![CDATA[ HELLO GENTLE READERS,Ever watch The Weather Chanel? Where do they get these &quot;perky&quot; women and &quot;blow-dried&quot; men?Jenn Carfagno! Isn't sh]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:06:42 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34391/the_weather_channel_sunny_disposition_and_widespread_perkiness/</guid> </item><item><title>Who In God's Name Is Tom Vickers</title> <link>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34390/who_in_gods_name_is_tom_vickers/</link> <description><![CDATA[ HELLO GENTLE READERS--I just know your future happiness hinges on getting to know me. This is my first &quot;posting&quot; here at Google and I'm excited! Iv'e ]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:15:22 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tvsgweblog.blogs4me.com/34390/who_in_gods_name_is_tom_vickers/</guid> </item></channel></rss>