<?xml version="1.0"  encoding="iso-8859-1" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>The Word of Blog.  Thanks Be to Blog. Blog</title><link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/</link><description>The answers to all of life's questions, provided in modern parable.  Oh, there's religion in there, if you look hard enough...</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright 2008 Blogs4me.com. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only.</copyright><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:20:23 EDT</pubDate><item><title>Tony Hawk</title> <link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/36829/tony_hawk/</link> <description><![CDATA[ So, my sister called me tonight.&quot;Ever hear of Tony Hawk?&quot;&quot;Yup, he's a pro skater.&amp;nbsp; Must be about 40 now.&amp;nbsp; Was really popular]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:20:23 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/36829/tony_hawk/</guid> </item><item><title>Guess which dog fell out the window last night</title> <link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/36764/guess_which_dog_fell_out_the_window_last_night/</link> <description><![CDATA[ So, it was pretty hot and muggy last night, so I left the windows open.&amp;nbsp; No screens on the windows, because I can't reach to put them back in, bu]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:28:54 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/36764/guess_which_dog_fell_out_the_window_last_night/</guid> </item><item><title>Yankees, Yankees, Yankees!</title> <link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/36651/yankees_yankees_yankees/</link> <description><![CDATA[ So, my dad just called and invited me to Old Timers Day at Yankee Stadium with him!&amp;nbsp; Even though my dad is the biggest Yankee fan ever, I've neve]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 09:00:51 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/36651/yankees_yankees_yankees/</guid> </item><item><title>Holy shit, and I am not making this up!</title> <link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/36480/holy_shit_and_i_am_not_making_this_up/</link> <description><![CDATA[ So, here's the flickr of my dad last weekend, at my cousin Mary Jane's 4th of July par]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:24:55 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/36480/holy_shit_and_i_am_not_making_this_up/</guid> </item><item><title>Flying - Part II</title> <link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/36021/flying__part_ii/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Here's a copy of the bird report filed with the FAA after the incident.&amp;nbsp; Craziness.&amp;nbsp; I can't believe he didn't lose his license for that!&amp;nb]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:41:21 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/36021/flying__part_ii/</guid> </item><item><title>Flying</title> <link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/35953/flying/</link> <description><![CDATA[ So, the other day, I went flying with my friend Dave.&amp;nbsp; You know - I trusted that guy; I really did.&amp;nbsp; I thought he knew what he was doing. &amp;n]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:14:44 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/35953/flying/</guid> </item><item><title>Gavels for Sale!</title> <link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/35114/gavels_for_sale/</link> <description><![CDATA[ So, I'm in the market for a new gavel, and I've narrowed it down considerably from where I was last week.&amp;nbsp; Tough choice.&amp;nbsp; This could affect ]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 05:22:58 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/35114/gavels_for_sale/</guid> </item><item><title>Relocate for Work?</title> <link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/35089/relocate_for_work/</link> <description><![CDATA[ So, my firm offered me a new position.&amp;nbsp; But, it requires relocation.&amp;nbsp; And I'm pretty happy here.&amp;nbsp; So, I made a list of pros and cons an]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 05:17:18 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/35089/relocate_for_work/</guid> </item><item><title>My favorite nights are the ones where I go to bed at 7:30</title> <link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34727/my_favorite_nights_are_the_ones_where_i_go_to_bed_at_730/</link> <description><![CDATA[ while the sun is still out.]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:38:17 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34727/my_favorite_nights_are_the_ones_where_i_go_to_bed_at_730/</guid> </item><item><title>I am an adult and YOU CAN TOO!</title> <link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34687/i_am_an_adult_and_you_can_too/</link> <description><![CDATA[ The other night, after I got home from volleyball, I attempted to kill a box of Samoas (yes, again, and I've got three more boxes; well,...two), lit a]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:41:15 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34687/i_am_an_adult_and_you_can_too/</guid> </item><item><title>Let's all join the circus!</title> <link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34685/lets_all_join_the_circus/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:23:45 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34685/lets_all_join_the_circus/</guid> </item><item><title>Reasons Why I Like Lists</title> <link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34676/reasons_why_i_like_lists/</link> <description><![CDATA[ 1.&amp;nbsp; Efficiency.2.&amp;nbsp; My friends' short attention spans.3.&amp;nbsp; My staff's short attention spans.4.&amp;nbsp; My dog's short attention]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:51:38 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34676/reasons_why_i_like_lists/</guid> </item><item><title>The Future of this Whole Internet Fad</title> <link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34659/the_future_of_this_whole_internet_fad/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Dude, so last night I was lying in bed, eating my girl scout cookies, and reading a book on internet law.  More specifically, I was browsing two books]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:06:56 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34659/the_future_of_this_whole_internet_fad/</guid> </item><item><title>How to Lose a Guy  You Really Like in Two Months or Less - MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE</title> <link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34567/how_to_lose_a_guy__you_really_like_in_two_months_or_less__moneyback_guarantee/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Finally!  I have perfected it!  I have designed a foolproof method to really fuck up any relationship that has potential.  Dude, follow these steps an]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:23:41 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34567/how_to_lose_a_guy__you_really_like_in_two_months_or_less__moneyback_guarantee/</guid> </item><item><title>I Wanna Go to Prison</title> <link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34465/i_wanna_go_to_prison/</link> <description><![CDATA[ So, lately I've been thinking that I really want to go to prison.  I know what you're thinking - we've been down this road before, and it's always the]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:40:20 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34465/i_wanna_go_to_prison/</guid> </item><item><title>Reasons Why I'm Amazing</title> <link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34442/reasons_why_im_amazing/</link> <description><![CDATA[ 1.&amp;nbsp;  I can teleport.
2.&amp;nbsp;  I make a kick-ass lasagna.
3.&amp;nbsp;  I don't sweat.]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:58:40 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34442/reasons_why_im_amazing/</guid> </item><item><title>I steal</title> <link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34394/i_steal/</link> <description><![CDATA[ I steal.  I don't really understand why.  I mean, it's not like I need the stuff; I just want it.  Actually, ]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:39:09 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34394/i_steal/</guid> </item><item><title>The Cleaner</title> <link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34353/the_cleaner/</link> <description><![CDATA[ When 4:00pm rolls around, the day is almost over for students at the university, but the day is just beginning for Stanley Stankowski.

He awa]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:27:10 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34353/the_cleaner/</guid> </item><item><title>Nail Polish</title> <link>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34342/nail_polish/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Oh, the moment's gone.  Next time.]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 07:30:59 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://tortfeasor.blogs4me.com/34342/nail_polish/</guid> </item></channel></rss>