<?xml version="1.0"  encoding="iso-8859-1" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? Blog</title><link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/</link><description>A wry and humorous look at the odder things that go on in the world written by author Mikel B. Classen. If you're looking for something to pick up your day, this is the place to look.</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright 2008 Blogs4me.com. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only.</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:51:10 EDT</pubDate><item><title>TERRORIST THEMED RESTAURANT IS A BIG HIT</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/36116/terrorist_themed_restaurant_is_a_big_hit/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Terrorism is some]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:51:10 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/36116/terrorist_themed_restaurant_is_a_big_hit/</guid> </item><item><title>LATEST CROP CIRCLES EQUAL PI</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/36029/latest_crop_circles_equal_pi/</link> <description><![CDATA[ The newest crop o]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:41:38 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/36029/latest_crop_circles_equal_pi/</guid> </item><item><title>WIDE WORLD OF NEARLY NAKED SPORTS</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35991/wide_world_of_nearly_naked_sports/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Yes, this is your com]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 02:49:28 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35991/wide_world_of_nearly_naked_sports/</guid> </item><item><title>WHAT IF YOU HAD AN ELECTION AND NO ONE CAME?</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35957/what_if_you_had_an_election_and_no_one_came/</link> <description><![CDATA[ They say in Ameri]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 05:47:17 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35957/what_if_you_had_an_election_and_no_one_came/</guid> </item><item><title>PORN TRIAL JUDGE HAS PORN ON PERSONAL WEBSITE</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35897/porn_trial_judge_has_porn_on_personal_website/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Judge Alex Kozinsk]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:46:04 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35897/porn_trial_judge_has_porn_on_personal_website/</guid> </item><item><title>NEW AIRPORT SCANNERS SHOW YOU NAKED</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35879/new_airport_scanners_show_you_naked/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Airports are doin]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:19:51 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35879/new_airport_scanners_show_you_naked/</guid> </item><item><title>SHEEPDOG KILLS MASTER WITH FARM MACHINERY</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35852/sheepdog_kills_master_with_farm_machinery/</link> <description><![CDATA[ I think there is ]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:15:09 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35852/sheepdog_kills_master_with_farm_machinery/</guid> </item><item><title>BOUNTY PLACED ON THE HEAD OF BIGFOOT!</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35747/bounty_placed_on_the_head_of_bigfoot/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Villagers grab your t]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:49:22 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35747/bounty_placed_on_the_head_of_bigfoot/</guid> </item><item><title>NANNY ROBOTS FOR CHILDCARE</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35726/nanny_robots_for_childcare/</link> <description><![CDATA[ When I was younger, u]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 01:43:47 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35726/nanny_robots_for_childcare/</guid> </item><item><title>NEW EVIDENCE OF YETI FOUND IN HIMALAYAS</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35703/new_evidence_of_yeti_found_in_himalayas/</link> <description><![CDATA[ On a trip to the Himalayas, Eng]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:42:20 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35703/new_evidence_of_yeti_found_in_himalayas/</guid> </item><item><title>DICK CHENEY'S FAMILY TREE - OK, SHRUB</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35689/dick_cheneys_family_tree__ok_shrub/</link> <description><![CDATA[ I suspect that Dick C]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:29:16 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35689/dick_cheneys_family_tree__ok_shrub/</guid> </item><item><title>TRYING TO SEE DEAD PEOPLE</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35659/trying_to_see_dead_people/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Paranormal societies and ghost hunter groups are popping up all over. Unlike the t]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:44:19 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35659/trying_to_see_dead_people/</guid> </item><item><title>JEFF PECKMAN CELEBRITY - DENVER COUNCILMAN NOT SO PLEASED</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35591/jeff_peckman_celebrity__denver_councilman_not_so_pleased/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Well it appears that ]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 01:12:06 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35591/jeff_peckman_celebrity__denver_councilman_not_so_pleased/</guid> </item><item><title>JEFF PECKMAN'S DENVER SPACE ALIEN INITIATIVE AGAIN</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35553/jeff_peckmans_denver_space_alien_initiative_again/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Jeff Peckman, a Denver, Colorado citizen has been trying to get an initiativ]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 12:40:55 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35553/jeff_peckmans_denver_space_alien_initiative_again/</guid> </item><item><title>ROBOTS TO STIR SOUP</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35523/robots_to_stir_soup/</link> <description><![CDATA[ In Britain a $2 million dollar ]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 12:12:15 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35523/robots_to_stir_soup/</guid> </item><item><title>COP BUSTED FOR PARKING IN HANDICAPPED AT DONUT SHOP</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35507/cop_busted_for_parking_in_handicapped_at_donut_shop/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Have you ever thought]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 12:48:10 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35507/cop_busted_for_parking_in_handicapped_at_donut_shop/</guid> </item><item><title>FIDO GETS XEROXED</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35436/fido_gets_xeroxed/</link> <description><![CDATA[ A northern California]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 01:22:18 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35436/fido_gets_xeroxed/</guid> </item><item><title>STONER FAILS TO SEE COP WHEN BARTERING WITH POT</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35412/stoner_fails_to_see_cop_when_bartering_with_pot/</link> <description><![CDATA[ 
First rule, when you go i]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 01:16:03 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35412/stoner_fails_to_see_cop_when_bartering_with_pot/</guid> </item><item><title>PILOT AND STEWARDESS' NIGHT OF DRUNKEN DEBAUCHERY GOES BAD</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35397/pilot_and_stewardess_night_of_drunken_debauchery_goes_bad/</link> <description><![CDATA[ We&acirc;&#128;&#153;ve all heard about the pilot and stewardess tal]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 12:47:31 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35397/pilot_and_stewardess_night_of_drunken_debauchery_goes_bad/</guid> </item><item><title>GHOST CAUSES CAR CRASHES. WHO YA GONNA CALL?</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35384/ghost_causes_car_crashes_who_ya_gonna_call/</link> <description><![CDATA[ You&acirc;&#128;&#153;re driving along a countr]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 12:27:46 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35384/ghost_causes_car_crashes_who_ya_gonna_call/</guid> </item><item><title>THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE TASERED</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35360/the_good_the_bad_and_the_tasered/</link> <description><![CDATA[ In Boulder, Colorado, two men stood looking at each other, staring into one ]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 11:32:13 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35360/the_good_the_bad_and_the_tasered/</guid> </item><item><title>GAMER BOY HIRES HOOKERS FOR HALO</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35315/gamer_boy_hires_hookers_for_halo/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Sex in the city? No babes around the Xbox. A 13 year old boy, Ralph Hardy from New]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 12:52:40 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35315/gamer_boy_hires_hookers_for_halo/</guid> </item><item><title>A.R. BROOMER LIMITED, YOUR SOURCE FOR BARGAIN GOD</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35289/ar_broomer_limited_your_source_for_bargain_god/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Amanda Broomer sells the skulls of martyrs, the teeth of saints, and splinters fro]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 12:17:12 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35289/ar_broomer_limited_your_source_for_bargain_god/</guid> </item><item><title>DARTH VADER ATTACKS JEDI CHURCH IN UK</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35263/darth_vader_attacks_jedi_church_in_uk/</link> <description><![CDATA[ George Lucas may have started more than he bargained for. Did you know there is an]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 12:51:56 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35263/darth_vader_attacks_jedi_church_in_uk/</guid> </item><item><title>CRYSTAL SKULL STOLEN FROM NEW AGE SHOP IN CALIFORNIA</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35234/crystal_skull_stolen_from_new_age_shop_in_california/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Ok, I have the Indiana Jones theme running through my head already. A large ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 01:18:21 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35234/crystal_skull_stolen_from_new_age_shop_in_california/</guid> </item><item><title>THE GEORGE BUSH SEWAGE TREATMENT PLANT</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35210/the_george_bush_sewage_treatment_plant/</link> <description><![CDATA[ A group in San Francisco called the Presidential Memorial commission wants to rena]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 01:02:35 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35210/the_george_bush_sewage_treatment_plant/</guid> </item><item><title>DESMOND TUTU HUCKS FREE MUSIC DOWNLOADS</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35149/desmond_tutu_hucks_free_music_downloads/</link> <description><![CDATA[ South African Nobel Peace Prize winner Desmond Tutu has signed on to promote a new]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 01:05:45 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35149/desmond_tutu_hucks_free_music_downloads/</guid> </item><item><title>TEACHER FIRED FOR WIZARDRY</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35127/teacher_fired_for_wizardry/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Somewhere along the way it seems the memo got lost that since Harry Potter, ]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 12:28:11 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35127/teacher_fired_for_wizardry/</guid> </item><item><title>POLICE OFFICER SHOOTS HIMSELF IN ANKLE DURING DEMO</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35113/police_officer_shoots_himself_in_ankle_during_demo/</link> <description><![CDATA[ In Mayberry, Barney Fife was never allowed to put his one bullet into his gu]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 01:41:14 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35113/police_officer_shoots_himself_in_ankle_during_demo/</guid> </item><item><title>CAN I GET A BEER TO GO?</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35083/can_i_get_a_beer_to_go/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Bill Bramanti of Illinois is planning on taking one with him. That&acirc;&#128;&#153;s when he die]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 02:15:33 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35083/can_i_get_a_beer_to_go/</guid> </item><item><title>SPACE ALIENS IN DENVER</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35065/space_aliens_in_denver/</link> <description><![CDATA[ 
Jeff Peckman of Denver Colorado wants the city to be prepared for the arrival of]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 12:29:29 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35065/space_aliens_in_denver/</guid> </item><item><title>CIVIL SERVANT REGISTERS 780,000 HITS ON PORN SITE.</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35012/civil_servant_registers_780000_hits_on_porn_site/</link> <description><![CDATA[ A Japanese civil servant has been demoted for visiting porn sites during work. In ]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 01:35:14 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/35012/civil_servant_registers_780000_hits_on_porn_site/</guid> </item><item><title>THE DUCT TAPE BANDIT ADMITS GUILT</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34990/the_duct_tape_bandit_admits_guilt/</link> <description><![CDATA[ I guess I wouldn&acirc;&#128;&#153;t have wanted to admit to this either. Kasey Kazee had wrapped ]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 12:35:52 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34990/the_duct_tape_bandit_admits_guilt/</guid> </item><item><title>SOCCER PLAYER'S CREATIVE REHAB UNCOVERS DIFFERENT KIND OF BALLS.</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34969/soccer_players_creative_rehab_uncovers_different_kind_of_balls/</link> <description><![CDATA[ A good consumer rule is to check the merchandise before you buy it. Brazilia]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:58:53 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34969/soccer_players_creative_rehab_uncovers_different_kind_of_balls/</guid> </item><item><title>&quot;GIRLS GONE WILD&quot; SUED BY A HOOKER?</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34947/girls_gone_wild_sued_by_a_hooker/</link> <description><![CDATA[ ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:31:48 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34947/girls_gone_wild_sued_by_a_hooker/</guid> </item><item><title>SAN FRANCISCO PRAYER VIGIL HELD FOR GAS PRICES</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34928/san_francisco_prayer_vigil_held_for_gas_prices/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Yes there is no doubt that gas prices are out of hand and have been for quit]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:54:38 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34928/san_francisco_prayer_vigil_held_for_gas_prices/</guid> </item><item><title>MICHAEL JACKSON SWEARS OFF WOMEN?</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34900/michael_jackson_swears_off_women/</link> <description><![CDATA[ 
That headline graced the top of an article I just couldn&acirc;&#128;&#153;t resist. You&acirc;&#128;&#153;ll fi]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:37:01 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34900/michael_jackson_swears_off_women/</guid> </item><item><title>ADOLF HITLER MEETS CAPTAIN AMERICA AND GI JOE</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34882/adolf_hitler_meets_captain_america_and_gi_joe/</link> <description><![CDATA[ A toy company in the Ukraine has come up with an interesting new idea, the A]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:35:28 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34882/adolf_hitler_meets_captain_america_and_gi_joe/</guid> </item><item><title>BUDWEISER, BOOZE AND BIBLES - CHURCH MEETS AT THE PUB</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34860/budweiser_booze_and_bibles__church_meets_at_the_pub/</link> <description><![CDATA[ How about some cocktails with your sermon?&amp;nbsp; In Sidney, Ohio, th]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:41:21 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34860/budweiser_booze_and_bibles__church_meets_at_the_pub/</guid> </item><item><title>PICK UP SOME POT WITH YOUR PIZZA AT THE DRIVE-THRU</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34833/pick_up_some_pot_with_your_pizza_at_the_drivethru/</link> <description><![CDATA[ At the Port Smith, Arkansas, Pizza Hut, you could get some special herb with that ]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:14:19 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34833/pick_up_some_pot_with_your_pizza_at_the_drivethru/</guid> </item><item><title>PRINCE WILLIAM HAS A SHINY NEW HELICOPTER</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34804/prince_william_has_a_shiny_new_helicopter/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Prince William has a shiny new helicopter that he simply cannot quit showing off. ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:48:54 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34804/prince_william_has_a_shiny_new_helicopter/</guid> </item><item><title>BUNGEE JUMPER USES CONDOM CORD!</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34788/bungee_jumper_uses_condom_cord/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Ok, this is a sport I have never tried, nor am I going to. Jumping off a bridge an]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:44:05 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34788/bungee_jumper_uses_condom_cord/</guid> </item><item><title>AKON, NO BAD ASS! SORRY, JUST ANOTHER GUY.</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34755/akon_no_bad_ass_sorry_just_another_guy/</link> <description><![CDATA[ The old saying goes, there&acirc;&#128;&#153;s no such thing as bad publicity. For hip-hop star Ak]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 12:42:01 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34755/akon_no_bad_ass_sorry_just_another_guy/</guid> </item><item><title>AREA 51 - GROOM LAKE - HOMEY AIRPORT?</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34737/area_51__groom_lake__homey_airport/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Today&acirc;&#128;&#153;s topic is the renaming of Area 51. You know, the &acirc;&#128;&#156;top-secret&acirc;&#128;&#157; Air For]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:34:14 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34737/area_51__groom_lake__homey_airport/</guid> </item><item><title>KEITH RICHARDS, DAD'S ASHES AND 1001 WOMEN</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34716/keith_richards_dads_ashes_and_1001_women/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Keith Richards of Rolling Stones fame, if you don&acirc;&#128;&#153;t know who this is, you&acirc;&#128;&#153;re a]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:10:03 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34716/keith_richards_dads_ashes_and_1001_women/</guid> </item><item><title>NAKED VIDEO BLOGS - THE NEW CRAZE?</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34701/naked_video_blogs__the_new_craze/</link> <description><![CDATA[ It seems, the new craze on internet megasite YouTube, is to do naked blogs. YouTub]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:04:12 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34701/naked_video_blogs__the_new_craze/</guid> </item><item><title>QUARTERBACKS, BEER BONGS AND SORORITY GIRLS</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34672/quarterbacks_beer_bongs_and_sorority_girls/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Recently, Matt Leinart got himself into hot water. That&acirc;&#128;&#153;s hot tub water with fou]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:03:28 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34672/quarterbacks_beer_bongs_and_sorority_girls/</guid> </item><item><title>MILITARY INTELLIGENCE, BOMBS NEW JERSEY HOME.</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34640/military_intelligence_bombs_new_jersey_home/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Everyone has heard the comment that Military Intelligence is one of the world&acirc;&#128;&#153;s ]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:40:49 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34640/military_intelligence_bombs_new_jersey_home/</guid> </item><item><title>RAT ARTIST DIES - THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34620/rat_artist_dies__the_world_will_never_be_the_same/</link> <description><![CDATA[ I don&acirc;&#128;&#153;t know what I&acirc;&#128;&#153;m going to do. Tony Blair the rat has died. No, not that T]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 05:58:57 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34620/rat_artist_dies__the_world_will_never_be_the_same/</guid> </item><item><title>TEXAS TOWN SOLICITES INTERSTELLAR TOURISM</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34579/texas_town_solicites_interstellar_tourism/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Recently, UFO sightings in southern Texas has run rampant. Locals have been captur]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:52:08 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34579/texas_town_solicites_interstellar_tourism/</guid> </item><item><title>CAT POOP COFFEE TO BE SERVED IN ENGLAND</title> <link>http://mikelclassen.blogs4me.com/34551/cat_poop_coffee_to_be_served_in_england/</link> <description><![CDATA[ HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK OF CAT POOP COFFEE?
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