<?xml version="1.0"  encoding="iso-8859-1" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Self-Inflicted Spiral Towards Hell Blog</title><link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/</link><description>Go right now and hug your boyfriend. Kiss your girlfriend. Call your significant other and tell them you love them. Hug them when they come home. Remind them often how much you appreciate them. Cuddle more. Go! While you can! Because I never did it enough. And God, I wish I could go back and fix it.</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright 2008 Blogs4me.com. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only.</copyright><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 09:47:20 EST</pubDate><item><title>Ode To A Loving Little Man</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40432/ode_to_a_loving_little_man/</link> <description><![CDATA[ I have a pretty amazing baby boy. I know I&acirc;&#128;&#153;m his mom, and I&acirc;&#128;&#153;m probably quite bias, but ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 09:47:20 EST</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40432/ode_to_a_loving_little_man/</guid> </item><item><title>May 'Oh My God' Be With You</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40316/may_oh_my_god_be_with_you/</link> <description><![CDATA[ I love watching the news. I do it every morning. I love reading the news. I read the Chicag]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 11:12:45 EST</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40316/may_oh_my_god_be_with_you/</guid> </item><item><title>Little Mommy Real Lovingly Pissed Off</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40274/little_mommy_real_lovingly_pissed_off/</link> <description><![CDATA[ I love this time of year. All the new toys come out. MNG and I were both watching the same ]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:15:47 EST</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40274/little_mommy_real_lovingly_pissed_off/</guid> </item><item><title>Moving Day...But Not For Me...Yet</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40219/moving_daybut_not_for_meyet/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Well&acirc;&#128;&brvbar;I have odd news. I&acirc;&#128;&#153;m unsure on how I feel about this news, either. They claim it h]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 02:19:37 EST</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40219/moving_daybut_not_for_meyet/</guid> </item><item><title>Sexy Mutant Man</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40182/sexy_mutant_man/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Well&acirc;&#128;&brvbar;I have encountered an interesting issue. A problem that Brandon said I was going to ]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 09:34:56 EST</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40182/sexy_mutant_man/</guid> </item><item><title>No Fireworks? MAYDAY!</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40112/no_fireworks_mayday/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Ever had one of those nights where you lay there talking all night finding stuff about the ]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:11:19 EST</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40112/no_fireworks_mayday/</guid> </item><item><title>Holy Crumminess</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40109/holy_crumminess/</link> <description><![CDATA[ I went to Chicago yesterday. And I am in awe of how many churches there are in Chicago. The]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:45:39 EST</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40109/holy_crumminess/</guid> </item><item><title>Feisty Debate</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40066/feisty_debate/</link> <description><![CDATA[ So I got into a big ass debate tonight with TNG tonight. It was a friendly discussion, of c]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:06:13 EST</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40066/feisty_debate/</guid> </item><item><title>Anyone Have A Rubber Band???</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40026/anyone_have_a_rubber_band/</link> <description><![CDATA[ So my Grandma is out of surgery. She is an amazingly strong woman. But I&acirc;&#128;&#153;m not writing ag]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:08:41 EST</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40026/anyone_have_a_rubber_band/</guid> </item><item><title>Two Hearts, Both Broken From Different Causes</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40015/two_hearts_both_broken_from_different_causes/</link> <description><![CDATA[ I had a roughish weekend. I had been feeling great for several days. I just woke up one mor]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 11:54:17 EST</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/40015/two_hearts_both_broken_from_different_causes/</guid> </item><item><title>Make Me A Steel Trap!</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39821/steel_trap_vagina/</link> <description><![CDATA[ 
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 02:12:58 EST</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39821/steel_trap_vagina/</guid> </item><item><title>Bing, Beer, and Babes</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39809/bing_beer_and_babes/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Piper, I did everything I was supposed to that night I went to the bar. My outfit was revea]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 06:32:46 EST</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39809/bing_beer_and_babes/</guid> </item><item><title>Scrabble + Corona = Mallory's Maturity?</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39778/scrabble__corona__mallorys_maturity/</link> <description><![CDATA[ It&acirc;&#128;&#153;s a little after 1 am and I just got back from my friend Amanda&acirc;&#128;&#153;s house. And I have ]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 09:04:45 EST</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39778/scrabble__corona__mallorys_maturity/</guid> </item><item><title>No Need To Head To Canada</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39728/no_need_to_head_to_canada/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Thank you to everyone that voted&acirc;&#128;&brvbar;my faith in humanity has been somewhat restored. The bet]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 10:52:01 EST</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39728/no_need_to_head_to_canada/</guid> </item><item><title>Big Chocolate Man</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39589/big_chocolate_man/</link> <description><![CDATA[ I plan on this being an on-going series in my blog because it&acirc;&#128;&#153;s something that really bot]]> </description><pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 12:40:18 EST</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39589/big_chocolate_man/</guid> </item><item><title>Two Posts One Day</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39567/two_posts_one_day/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Okay first of all, I can&acirc;&#128;&#153;t believe I&acirc;&#128;&#153;m posting twice in one day&acirc;&#128;&brvbar;
]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 12:12:13 EST</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39567/two_posts_one_day/</guid> </item><item><title>Holy Hangover Batman</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39551/holy_hangover_batman/</link> <description><![CDATA[ In a vain attempt to start my recovery from Brandon, my friends took me out Saturday night.]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:23:56 EST</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39551/holy_hangover_batman/</guid> </item><item><title>Xanax Induced Coma Please....</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39492/xanax_induced_coma_please/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Tonight was the last night. He&acirc;&#128;&#153;s gone. I wept uncontrollably for about an hour before my ]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:18:38 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39492/xanax_induced_coma_please/</guid> </item><item><title>Cynical Irony</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39451/cynical_irony/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Anyone else think it&acirc;&#128;&#153;s ironic that both ads on my blog are about Jesus Christ wanting to ]]> </description><pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:17:10 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39451/cynical_irony/</guid> </item><item><title>Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39417/parting_is_such_sweet_sorrow/</link> <description><![CDATA[ I sit here, in my bedroom, alone. Trying desperately to figure out how my life got here. Ho]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 10:25:23 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39417/parting_is_such_sweet_sorrow/</guid> </item><item><title>New Look, New 'tude</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39379/new_look_new_tude_new_band/</link> <description><![CDATA[ So here&acirc;&#128;&#153;s the new look. I&acirc;&#128;&#153;ve already received two messages from concerned readers. So le]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 09:46:38 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39379/new_look_new_tude_new_band/</guid> </item><item><title>Self-Inflicted Spiral Towards Hell</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39359/selfinflicted_spiral_towards_hell/</link> <description><![CDATA[ You know your life sucks and is in major trouble when you listen to]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 11:31:17 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39359/selfinflicted_spiral_towards_hell/</guid> </item><item><title>Lonely Hearts Club</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39313/lonely_hearts_club/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Can anyone die of loneliness? Just curious.]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 07:28:41 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39313/lonely_hearts_club/</guid> </item><item><title>A Halloween Themed Time Waster</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39312/a_halloween_themed_time_waster/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Thought I would promote this since I spent WAY too much time playing this today...

]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 05:30:56 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39312/a_halloween_themed_time_waster/</guid> </item><item><title>My Generalized Disdain For Humankind</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39186/my_generalized_disdain_for_humankind/</link> <description><![CDATA[ My general dislike for the universe right now is pretty absorbing, really. I am finding mys]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 09:48:39 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/39186/my_generalized_disdain_for_humankind/</guid> </item><item><title>Someone Call FEMA....</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/38943/someone_call_fema/</link> <description><![CDATA[ I am writing this post while sitting on Lake Michigan. I used to come here a lot. First as ]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 07:27:44 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/38943/someone_call_fema/</guid> </item><item><title>I Might Stop Watching The News</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/38926/i_might_stop_watching_the_news/</link> <description><![CDATA[ There was a few points of interest today in the news that caught my eye. **Obama misspelled as 'Osama' on ballots**&amp;nbsp; O-my-fing-God. Y]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:28:13 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/38926/i_might_stop_watching_the_news/</guid> </item><item><title>Sampling Of My Scatterbrained Cranium</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/38910/sampling_of_my_scatterbrained_cranium/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Sometimes my brain will just spew forth random unconnected thoughts all day. Like I have 24 hour ADD. It's really quite annoying because I am s]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 12:43:44 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/38910/sampling_of_my_scatterbrained_cranium/</guid> </item><item><title>Homage To My 7,000,000,000 Peeps....</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/38856/homage_to_my_7000000000_peeps/</link> <description><![CDATA[ There are a lot of people in the world. Billions of 'em. I know a lot. But there is an astronomical amount of people roaming this huge rock hurtlin]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:37:10 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/38856/homage_to_my_7000000000_peeps/</guid> </item><item><title>Oh The Internet Is A Harsh Mistress</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/38698/oh_the_internet_is_a_harsh_mistress/</link> <description><![CDATA[ This is a public service announcement for all people who have not figured out that the internet is evil. Very evil. It can suck you in to a false ]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 12:09:24 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/38698/oh_the_internet_is_a_harsh_mistress/</guid> </item><item><title>Oh to the Tune of Joe</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/38531/oh_to_the_tune_of_joe/</link> <description><![CDATA[ At the risk of sounding politically charged, I must break away and channel my inner JoeD...I was driving home today from my friends house and ]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 07:25:05 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/38531/oh_to_the_tune_of_joe/</guid> </item><item><title>Questions</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/38467/questions/</link> <description><![CDATA[ Can you ever fully trust another person? How can you be madly in love with someone but the recipient not be? What the fuck happened to Jimmy Hoffa]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:12:01 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/38467/questions/</guid> </item><item><title>Visualize Your Spine Stretching....</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/37928/visualize_your_spine_stretching/</link> <description><![CDATA[ My man finally got me WiiFIT!!&amp;nbsp; You can't see me, but I am as giddy as a little school girl. It is as perfect as I dreamt it would be. Now, pardo]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:01:31 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/37928/visualize_your_spine_stretching/</guid> </item><item><title>Razz and Jazz</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/37466/razz_and_jazz/</link> <description><![CDATA[ I've been at a loss for topics to write about. So here's a list of shit that I'm jazzed about and some crap I'm gonna razz. It's kind of an on]]> </description><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:07:20 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/37466/razz_and_jazz/</guid> </item><item><title>Better Go Stick Up Your Car</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/37058/better_go_stick_up_your_car/</link> <description><![CDATA[ I had a strange realization earlier today. I was driving home from the store and this little car pulls out in front of me. And he was CLOSE. Way t]]> </description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:41:00 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/37058/better_go_stick_up_your_car/</guid> </item><item><title>&quot;Splainin' the ol' username....and add a fight....</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/36694/splainin_the_ol_usernameand_add_a_fight/</link> <description><![CDATA[ My username for everything has been July19 for two years. People have asked why July19 and what does it mean. And it's because my son's birthday i]]> </description><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 02:16:59 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/36694/splainin_the_ol_usernameand_add_a_fight/</guid> </item><item><title>Tourist Season (Why can't I shoot them then?)</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/36591/tourist_season_why_cant_i_shoot_them_then/</link> <description><![CDATA[ I have lived in the same town for my entire life. I live in a small, well-to-do&amp;nbsp;tourist town with a population of around 6,000 for like 9 mon]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:35:52 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/36591/tourist_season_why_cant_i_shoot_them_then/</guid> </item><item><title>I have a good place to put that microphone.....</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/36403/i_have_a_good_place_to_put_that_microphone/</link> <description><![CDATA[ So I started with Guitar Hero and&amp;nbsp;was finally able to say that I was starting to get kinda good. I was finally starting to feel confidant in ]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 04:27:43 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/36403/i_have_a_good_place_to_put_that_microphone/</guid> </item><item><title>Holy Miss Foozie!</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/36297/holy_miss_foozie/</link> <description><![CDATA[ This past weekend was definitely one to remember. My man and I went to Chicago to visit my dad. We left my kid with his parents (they are absolute]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:16:20 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/36297/holy_miss_foozie/</guid> </item><item><title>My Battle with Guitar Hero</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/36147/my_battle_with_guitar_hero/</link> <description><![CDATA[ My man plays video games. I, as a rule, don't. But he has a Wii and we made a compromise that I would work on my video gaming if he slept naked mo]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:35:41 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/36147/my_battle_with_guitar_hero/</guid> </item><item><title>I've been tagged</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/36037/ive_been_tagged/</link> <description><![CDATA[ I've been tagged by my friend Jack for a 'Book Meme'. I have no idea what that means. This is what entails...
1. Pick up the nearest b]]> </description><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:03:10 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/36037/ive_been_tagged/</guid> </item><item><title>I'm outing myself!</title> <link>http://july19.blogs4me.com/35964/im_outing_myself/</link> <description><![CDATA[ No, I'm not coming out of the sexuality closet. I am very heterosexual. But I am outing myself in a different way. I am fan of certain things..]]> </description><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:39:54 EDT</pubDate> <guid>http://july19.blogs4me.com/35964/im_outing_myself/</guid> </item></channel></rss>